A seven-year-old girl from Sarasota who slapped her unconscious mother with a piece of pizza became the youngest person ever to receive a life-saving award from her local fire department.
When Rita Lawlor found her mother out cold, she tried waking her up by slapping her with some leftover pizza. Failing that, Rita called 911, and remained on the line with the dispatched until emergency crews arrived.
Her mom is doing well, but no word on what became of the pizza. via TheDailyWhat
True but there are some exceptions
PIZZA FOR PRESIDENT!
I am at a loss of words
Pizza = Peace in Eternia
Finn loves pizza
I found your lack of pizza disturbing – so I brought some
Nach einer selbstauferlegten Pause (zwecks Staatsexamen; 1,3 – winning) bin ich wieder da und das mit einen um einen Tag verzögerten Pizza Appreciation Day – geht aber auch so klar.
Außerdem bringe ich euch Katzen, Pizza und Liebe. What more do you want?
Adventure Time meets Pizza
Turtles. Pizza. Duh.
I just want my damn pizza